Actually, I've had these in old files for more than 20 years. I never really believed they came from such reports. When I came across them the other day for the first time in decades, I just thought they' be funny enough to post.
The mere implication that they "might" have come from reports on government employees is enough to make me chuckle that these are the people running our country...
But I do agree, probably not from official federal evaluations.
Quite believable - have you ever dealt with a government employee? (note these are fortunately not people running our country - more likely those at places like DMV, Social security office, unemployment office, etc. ) - have been in any of these offices? Yeah it is believable.
I current co-worker of mine explained their one experience working for the government .... there was another worker who did not leave his desk at all during the work day - to the point he peed and pooped where he sat. Not sure if it was IRS that they worked at (if I remember correctly it was).
I also remember interviewing for a job when I was in my 20s when I decided I wanted to "branch" out and try something else after my first "real" job. One was at a government office. I walked in there --- right away I thought there is no way in heck I would ever work here. Everything was grey - the office, the people, there was no color figuratively or in actuality. It was the most dismal thing I ever experienced.
So yeah - these comments may be from the few creative people in the government or those just so fed up with below average workers (either that or big mistakes in what they were typing that came out funny).