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no more "French Fries"

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 04:34 pm
The High School in Freedomtown (formerly known as Frenchtown) offers some special preparation courses in English for studying at colleges.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 04:36 pm
I find it odd that anybody even uses the term "french fries" any more. Everyone I know just calls them "fries". Nothing more.

How does that old joke go? Something like, "What does a liberal arts graduate say to their customer?"

"Would you like fries with that?"
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Booman
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 04:47 pm
God ,please let Walter be joking about the town. Shocked
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 04:53 pm
Dyslexia, that is exactly what appeared in the text. I used cut-and-paste technique for making a quote.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 05:10 pm
that's hilarious, then. good to see they kept their sense of humour about it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:06 pm
In other news, Starbucks' Fr*nch Vanilla has been changed to Expensive Stuff with some Vanilla Extract, Fr*nch Kissing has been renamed The Real Oral Sex and Fr*nch Toast will now be called Proto-Waffles. Details after the classic Gene Hackman film, The Freedom Connection.
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:26 pm
This is funny, but no one in Israel renamed the Iraqi pita (round flat bread) even after Israel being shelled by Saddam's Scuds in 1991. It is still available in any bakery or supermarket, and it is called "an Iraqi pita".
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Booman
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:31 pm
I hereby accuse them of common sense. and intelligent priorties.

And they call themselves allies....Hmmph! Evil or Very Mad
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Booman
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:37 pm
Ooh-ooh!..I got one. If congress has a lounge, what drink, will have to have a name change?
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:46 pm
If Congress has a very good lounge, several drinks must have to change name.
We should welcome:

Freedom Afternoon,
Freedom Martini,
Freedom Monkey,
and specially:
Freedom Whore.
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:50 pm
About the Wh*re and Monkey: let them remain Fr*nch.
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Booman
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 06:58 pm
C'mon you guys, you guys. What are we going to do about the dangerous "Black Russian"?
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 07:23 pm
Replace it with "Black Bulgarian": Bulgarian language resembles Russian, and they also use Cyrillic fonts in their computers.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 07:36 pm
Yeah! And children can play with "Taiwanese sticks" while teenagers play "Taiwanese red light".
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gezzy
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 10:28 pm
I make my own French fries and no one will take them away I tell ya!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 11:28 pm
Ok, gotta a coupla of items to bring to this here greasekitchen.

1. The British 'chips' are not 'fries'. They are much thicker, more like 3/8". They correct term would be that used by the Fren.. the Freedomlanders, 'pomme fritte'.

2. I seem to recall that it was the Spanish that first bought the potato to Europe. They are also big fans of deep-fried foods (did you know that the Japanese 'tempura' was originally a Portugeuse introduction). I'd say that either of those peoples were the first Europeans to deepfry potatoes.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 12:04 am
<I've run with this idea as a new topic>
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gezzy
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 01:42 am
I'm running period!!!!
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 02:40 am
No more French Fries?

About French Poodles?
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frolic
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:10 am
Replace it with "British Poodles" AKA "The Blair"
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