0
   

Why is it women fake orgasms?

Forums: Humor
Email this Topic • Print this Page
 
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 08:25 pm
?

Because they think we care!

BOP!
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 0 • Views: 973 • Replies: 19
No top replies

 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 08:28 pm
So, how is Momma Doo Hoo?
0 Replies
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 08:30 pm
Well and dandy, gracias kind sir.
0 Replies
 
dyslexia
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 08:32 pm
because they are looking for their fingernail file?
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 08:47 pm
Reminds me of another goodie;

Why do Aussie blokes come so quickly?
So they can get to the pub to tell their mates!


We're a nation of very sensitive fellows!
0 Replies
 
gezzy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 09:59 pm
LOL! I never faked it!
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 10:18 pm
Shocked

We'll need references. At least three. And fairly detailed descriptions of the 'encounters'. Did you happen to videotape any?

Hey, could someone get some horse tranqualisers over here for Slappy? Poor lad's gone quite spaz... Laughing
0 Replies
 
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 10:30 pm
Hmmmm... maybe once or twice when I was very young, but I soon realized that a) men don't care and/or b) it's bad training.
0 Replies
 
gezzy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 10:39 pm
LOL! No video tapes, sorry.
0 Replies
 
Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:00 am
Slappy- Women fake orgasms so as not to disturb a man's fragile ego!
0 Replies
 
satt fs
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 01:02 am
Read my signature below. Laughing
0 Replies
 
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 09:43 am
oh my!
0 Replies
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 10:00 am
Shweeeet.
0 Replies
 
PDiddie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 10:14 am
The critical thing is, be generous and considerate enough not to compel fakery.

Once she starts fakin', it's just a small step to findin' someone with whom she doesn't have to fake it.
0 Replies
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 10:18 am
In Japan...the men come first, then the women.

And sometimes not at all...
0 Replies
 
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:05 pm
Most of the guys I've dated have been pretty good about doing what they can. But, sometimes it's just not gonna happen and if you try too hard it can be sort of a bad thing. A for effort, but let's move on....
0 Replies
 
gezzy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:44 pm
I guess I've been pretty lucky there. I've never been in a situation where I had to fake it.
0 Replies
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:46 pm
You've never had sex? Sorry to hear.
0 Replies
 
gezzy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:47 pm
LOL! Wrong!
0 Replies
 
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:48 pm
hahahaha
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here - Discussion by Mame
Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
If you can't cry any more over spilled oil, how about a chuckle? - Discussion by littlek
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Why is it women fake orgasms?
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 04/28/2024 at 11:55:57
▲ ▼