fm wrote-
Quote:Creative metaphor 101-By the end of this segment you will be able to draw from a deep cistern of metaphorical reference.
The whole thrust of my project on this ace thread monsieur is one long,understated metaphor which you have not yet felt the impress of except for what Ms Burchill famously called "a little local irritation" but I can assure you that if you could surrender fully to it you may achieve to a pinnacle of delight to which you are obviously unaccustomed;litotes being a not unimportant aspect of the technique most suitable for the purpose.(Apart from the end bit I mean).
When you finally do grasp the point,which may be some way off due to what I presume to have been
an unchallenging intellectual historical experience,you will know you have grasped it.You might even go "oooowooohhooooWow" but for longer than it takes to say that.
Clarity and precision are all very well for such simple social actions as providing strangers with directions but for the more subtle,and more rewarding,challenges of life they are not infrequently counterproductive.
PS.A tip for you in return for your advice-words like "shall" ought never to appear more than once in the same sentence and,ideally,as Flaubert insists,on the same page.
Oh-I nearly forgot-words such as "really" should be confined to ironic expressions unless one wishes to be mistaken for a refined lady.