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Where did sex go???

 
 
Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:29 pm
I'm married as you can tell from my question. Why is this a syndrome prominent in marriage? Do you get bored with one another? Do you want it but the other is always tired? Is it because I wear a clown nose to bed? Is she scared of clowns. Are clowns not sexy, if so, why did she marry me? If sex is not prominent in marriage then why was it so easy to make kids? I could name the dates of conception.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:30 pm
You probably taste funny
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Can of Ham
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:33 pm
That was quick like..... oh no I'm answering my own questions. What does a clown taste like? I only taste my food?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:43 pm
For how long have you been married?
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Can of Ham
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:46 pm
According to the chalk marks on the wall..... 5yrs.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:50 pm
Oh! That's not too long and sex shouldn't be an issue.
There might be a possibility that your wife's hormone levels
(after giving birth) are low. There might be emotional
issues, she's working out. I don't know. You give very
little information to give you sound advise.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 10:03 pm
Please forgive me my little joke, but you begged it with the clown nose.

How many kids do you have ? Children are notorious for hampering sex lives.

Calamity Jane is quite right in her assessment as far as you not giving enough info.
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Can of Ham
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 05:24 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
Please forgive me my little joke, but you begged it with the clown nose.

How many kids do you have ? Children are notorious for hampering sex lives.

Calamity Jane is quite right in her assessment as far as you not giving enough info.


3 and growing
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 05:36 pm
there you go - the growing part is getting in the way.
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Can of Ham
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 05:38 pm
husker wrote:
there you go - the growing part is getting in the way.


But how do they grow without Mambo.
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Tenoch
 
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Reply Sat 30 Apr, 2005 08:42 am
I don't know about you, but a marrige without sex to me would really suck for me. But if i had kids, it probably would push down sex a couple of notches down on my list of priorities.
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