limericks

there was a young lady from sydney
who could take it right up to her kidney
a guy from quebec
shoved it up to her neck,
he had a big one didn'he?

a couple by the name of mcnelly,
spent their lives belly to belly
cuz in a rush to screw
they used superglue
instead of petroleum jelly

there was a young man from peru
whos limericks stopped on line two

there was a young man from china
who wasnt a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and chopped of his cock
now he has got a vagina

anymore anyone? i love limericks