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I want to have sex with my teacher and this Milf

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gus 158
 
Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 03:59 am
How can i seduce a chick?
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 04:13 am
Birdseed






. . . what a fowl mind. Confused
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 04:24 am
Small grubs are good as well !

Impress her with the size of your aviary.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 04:31 am
Invite her over to play Duck, Duck, Goose?


Give her a swan-song !


"Wanna see my pecker?"


Sorry, sorry Embarrassed . . . Just be yourself. Because it's true:
"Birds of a feather, flock together". Really.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:18 am
Serenade her with:-

"Little Red Rooster" - Stones.
"Songbird" - Fleetwood mac


Buy her some groovy threads, sunglasses etc.
Teach her all about James Brown........

then ...one day....you might be able to "Do the funky chicken".

PLEASE NOTE. The legal age of consent for poultry is eighteen months.
In some parts of Europe, however, it is 12 months, so therefore it may be beneficial for you to take her on vacation.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:43 am
First, how old are you? High school or college? I guess either way, if she is your teacher, it's either illegal or goes against the code of the college you attend (for her). I would wait until you are no longer a student. It would make things so much easier.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 12:47 am
Saaaay . . . just what kind of teacher is she?
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missgreeneyes
 
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Reply Sat 7 May, 2005 01:17 am
I say go for it !! I used to sleep with one of my professors. and ive never regreted it
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 7 May, 2005 09:18 am
tickle her ass wirh a feather?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 7 May, 2005 09:20 am
Carry a screw in your pocket to school.

Walk up, hold the screw out in the palm of your hand to her, and politely ask her "wanna screw?"

(in case you're wondering what KIND of screw, it really doesn't matter. Wood screw, small, large, any screw shall do).
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 7 May, 2005 03:03 pm
I would recommend against using a machine screw.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 7 May, 2005 03:05 pm
You could also offer to "make her your bitch." That always brings 'em running.
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gus 158
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2005 01:30 am
i **** the milf yesterday she was awesome best tits
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 01:40 am
So did you take the A2K bird-care advice?? :wink:
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 02:11 am
You FED her? That's awesome! Now be really careful not to spook her
and simply admire the delicate plumage. Has she been banded?



Even more of the awesome tits . . .

The Continental Coal Tit:

http://www.portlandbirdobs.btinternet.co.uk/bp_coal_tit_1_161003_300.jpg

The less common coal tit:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/content/images/2005/01/13/2005_feature_bird_watching_coal_tit_gallery_470x300.jpg

The Long-Tailed Tit:

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/central/students/societies/bird/pic_bird/longtt.jpg

And last but not least, The Great Tit :

http://www.ventanaws.org/images/bsol/GreatTitBird.jpg


Beauty, eh?
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 03:45 am
Right right right, so out with it gus - which birdie was it?
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