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If you were the opposite gender

 
 
Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 02:18 am
If you were the opposite sex what would you be doing right now.
Knowing yuor own personality, would you have gone for a different job because it would be easier to get?
Would you dress better or worse?.....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 03:35 am
I'd be playing with my ladybumps all the time. I dont think I'd ever make it out of the house.
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 03:42 am
That soon wares off.Mwohahaha.
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Sanctuary
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:07 am
My female friends and I were sitting around and someone asked this. We all paused for about 2 seconds, and in near unison: "jack off!" Laughing

I, like Lord Ellpus, would never leave the house. I wouldn't be interested in sex so much as mere masturbation as a male. Oh the fun!
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:21 am
And there was me thinking there may be something else to do (hence my above suggestions)but no, touching yourself up seems to be number1.
Hehe,Im sure id do the same.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:17 am
If I were a woman I would rule the world by now... you ladies don't know the full power you hold over us hapless men.
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:49 am
Oh yes we do, we are just making sure the plan is fully ready.
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Zane
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:50 am
If I were a woman I'd be a lesbian, a lipstick lesbian, and I'd dress better than I do now because there's always more variations in girl clothing than in boy clothing.

But now that I think about it, I'd be an ugly woman. <edit> Not by choice but because I'm not feminine enough to be a pretty lady.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:51 am
I'd stop using my vagina as a disciplinary tool and use it as a money maker.
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 09:30 am
Girls fashion is fab, in that way Id hate to be a boy.

BVT-you could do that with your peepee.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 09:35 am
If I were a man, I'd be a gigolo. Wink
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rodbogey
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 11:40 pm
I'd be a real slut! Cool
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