What's so badass about Canada?

Montana?

They say "aboot".

Blind Cripple Granny could terrorize anyone who says "aboot".


It's "about"!!!

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I just hope Montana doesn't say "aboot".

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While I'm waiting for the ass-whoopin', I'll say that canehdia is badass for it's socialized medicine. While that is cool, it's not neccessarily competative. We make good neighbors especially if you're canehdian.

<scurrying my drunk patoot back into merka>

Klondike Kat always gets his mouse ?

They, evil Nanooks, have behaved in quite unseemly fashion, and perpetrated CELINE DION upon us all!

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You must be thinking of Scotland. A real Canadian would never say aboot unless they are tell somebody what they are going to give them :-D

Sorry. Not buying it. I've seen Canadian Bacon!

A few bad ass Canadians that you may know :-)

Avril Lavigne
Pamela Anderson
Shania Twain
Nelly Furtado
Shannon Tweed
Barenakedladies
Keanu Reeves
Alanis Morissette
Peter North
Bryan Adams
Neil Young
Jennifer Tilly
Sarah McLachlan
Leonard Cohen
Diana Krall
Steppenwolf
Howie Mandel
Alexander Graham Bell
Burton Cummings
Corey Hart
Kim Mitchell
Helen Shaver
Nickelback
Rush
The Guess Who
Dan Aykroyd
John Candy
Jim Carey
Rich Little
Mike Myers
Martin Short
Dave Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Wayne Gretzky
Gordie Howe
Mario Lemieux
Bobby Orr
Paul Tracy
Gilles Villeneuve
Jacques Villeneuve
Lorne Green
Paul Anka
Bat Masterson
William Shatner
Donald Sutherland
Neil Young
Sir William Stephenson (A Man Called Intrepid)

We should declare war because of Howie Mandel alone!

Montreal.

Bars, clubs.

18 year old chicks.

No comment

I loved Howie Mandel's rendition of Brooke Shields as a baby in her Calvins.

My French sister-in - law thinks that French Canadians are funny. She cant understand a bloody word they say, unless they are talking English.

Vancouver is "bad arsed" (as you Americans so quaintly put it)....especially Grouse Mountain and that suspended bridge that they make all us tourists walk across. Bloody terrifying, but marvellous all the same.

I have checked out quite a few asses in Canada, don't think anyone of them was bad..

Dear Diary

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here!

Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. ******* snow plough.

Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.

Dec. 25 - Merry ******* Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the ******* ice.

Dec. 27 - More white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

Dec. 28 - That ******* weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the **** this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all the **** he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his ******* head.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those ******* beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that ******* salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!

I really like Canada, and especially the climate--although it gets too hot in the summer . . .

I think Avril Lavigne and Pamela Anderson neatly cancel each other out. But it will take a lot more than that to compensate for Bryan Adams and Michael J. Fox, more even than just Leonard Cohen. And no, listing Neil Young twice is not necessarily helping your cause either.

That was hilarious. My smile for the day