Don't tell anyone, but I have a huge A2K crush on Martybarker.
She's dreamy.
dagmaraka wrote:i have seen a number of quite extraordinary buttons. and hey, i am an alien, i do my best with that language of yours. so if i don't quite pick the best metaphore, it is not my fault.
Went back and read the first forty or so pages of this thread. I have a serious crush on the past, the population of it and the easy spirit of it. And buttons.
I wonder if I am the only one here who has a huge crush on Martybarker?
Not from what I've heard, Gus ;-)
I will fight any man to the death for martybarker.
Martybarker is like Aphrodite rising from the foam as far as I am concerned.
I would kill an army for one sensual moment with Marty.
I would stand naked in my cornfield and shout, "I LOVE MARTY" if it meant the possibility existed of her sweet lips descending upon my cornstalk.
And I am dead serious about that.
That is how strongly I feel about her.
So... buzz off, kickycan! Get your own bitch!
Sounds to me like someone's itchin' fer a fight...
<that whistle-ey music from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" suddenly plays as kicky adjusts his package and spits a black wad of chew on the ground in Gus and Slappy's general direction>
Gus throws his poncho back and fires seventeen rounds into kicky's stomach before he can react.
Afterwards.... Gus pisses on kicky's face.
Wrong move. Italians like that sort of thing.
...says blatham, unlocking the shed and wheeling out his Hondamatic Corn Thresher.
I have already amputated one of my toes, bronzed it, and mailed it to martybarker as a symbol of my love, hoping she will use it as a necklace charm.
That loose ho is mine.
Martybarker just sent me a pm and said she would be willing to sacrifice her life for me.
I told her to do it.
She also told me that kickycan has a penis that resembles that of an old junebug.
I said, "An old junebug? The size of the bug or the size of the penis?"
She said, "The size of the junebug's penis"
We both laughed and went our separate ways.
kickycan is a friend of mine and I expect all A2K members to refrain from making fun of his diminutive penis size just because I happened to disclose that information.
I feel cheap and evil, and, frankly, a little bit like Walter Hineteler for even broaching the subject.
