A2K Crush thread #1.

Better think of a make-up poem quick here....it's only your fascination with Joe Nation that makes me jealous....<grand dramatic sniff>

Come back to the diner, Suzette,
you won't regret the rythym and the sizzle
of the ham and eggs, the coffee begs
a hot refill, the napkin holders, bolder,
demand to see their sheets again,
and wait for quiet patrons to press them to their lips,
perhaps a drip escapes, to fall upon a gentle thigh,
oh my!
One cannot go to work today,
stained thighs lead to thoughts of play.

You ladies are really, really bad . . .


Be afraid, Cav, be very afraid . . . yer gettin' in over yer head . . .

Heh heh....Setanta, that's the way I like to work, especially when it involves something over my head. Bad ladies indeed....some punishment may be in order.

I have been quite astonishingly good, really....and I hope never to partake of kielbasa again...

It's husker I'm worried about, over on the bra thread. He should be afraid indeed.

So, cav, you might just be as competitive as I, hmmm? Now that I know it's only my interest in Joe that intrigues you, I have no further need of your silly games.

I was right when I named those 5 as a good start!

However, cav, if you really believe some punishment might be in order, I do have some handcuffs and a blindfold somewhere :wink:

Hmm....who will be convinced into wearing them, Suzette?

Now....I simply stated that it was only your interest in Joe (great guy, good choice) that made me JEALOUS. I said nothing of intrigue. Intrigue, such a nebulous word, so....undefineable.

Just curious, Lola, if you're wearing a blindfold, how can you be sure it's him and not the guy who hands out the towels at the YMCA pool?

By his TOUCH, hello! :-P

now if your hands are tied, too, of course, fat lot of good THAT will do ya ... ;-)

Sorry I'm late, everyone. I've been working late down at the YMCA. Just got a job as a towel man down there. Pay's not great, but some of the fringe benefits are unfriggin' believable.

I'll tell you about it sometime. So what's going on here?

gus

Keep at it, and try to do a good job, and there's the liklihood you'll get a chance to move up to 'soap dropper'..."Oh damn, it appears I've dropped that bar of soap by your feet there....could you just bend over and pick it up?"

Why sure, Blatham, just a sec. There, I just about have it and wha! What the hell is going on back there? Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Why you miserable little p****! I'll get you for this!

That explains the look on your face Gus. Damn!!! Don't you know that you should never bend over to pick up someone elses soap? Live and learn Gus.

For the timid, there's always Soap-on-a-Rope.

I love myself:
"This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves ..." (2 Timothy 3:1,2).