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Our National Pride

 
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 06:04 pm
OUR NATIONAL PRIDE!

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Saturday, March 8th, at 2:00 PM (ET) all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in yard chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
OUR NATIONAL PRIDE!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 06:31 pm
LOL!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 06:52 pm
I wonder if we could get it to catch on here.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 07:50 pm
hahaha!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 07:58 pm
Laughing
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au1929
 
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Reply Sun 9 Mar, 2003 08:55 am
A sight for sore eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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