I Want To Become A Moderator

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After careful thought I have decided that in the interest of a fair and balanced site, there should be at least one moderator bereft of moral fiber and any sense of decorum and good taste. How do I apply for this position? I work cheap.

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Blue
Blue, you might have had a chance before you blew it with your admission of working cheap.

You can't be a moderator if you don't know when to shut up and let nature take its course.

BBB :wink:

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BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

Blue, you might have had a chance before you blew it with your admission of working cheap.

You can't be a moderator if you don't know when to shut up and let nature take its course.

BBB :wink:

That's odd I thought being a moderator was about shaping the course of things to suit yourself Laughing

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That's the spirit BVT. create your own reality.

Bravo.

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Yer a sell out man, a sell out.

I can see you now in your top hat and pince nez, your coattails, a stogie in your mouth, tossing your gold coins about.

Go ahead, become THE MAN.

Us plebeians will just keep on drooling and typing without a care in the world.

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You should have applied when you had your hours long "interview" with the big wigs the other day
Laughing

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After careful thought I have decided that in the interest of a fair and balanced site,

I guess your chances depend on one of 2 things. Does A2K need publicity more than it is worried about having to spend money in a suit filed by Fox News over your "fair and balanced" comment.

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Although based on your other qualifications ...

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there should be at least one moderator bereft of moral fiber and any sense of decorum and good taste. How do I apply for this position? I work cheap.

you might want to think of applying at Fox News. Keep in mind you won't be the only one there like that so you might want to bring your falafal to the shower with you. ;-)

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I don't know. Somehow I don't think you'd get along too well with the rule-keepers, Ed. But I do admire your spirit and willingness to pitch in. How about starting your own site for all of those who get banned here? You could make up your own rules!

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Eva wrote:

I don't know. Somehow I don't think you'd get along too well with the rule-keepers, Ed. But I do admire your spirit and willingness to pitch in. How about starting your own site for all of those who get banned here? You could make up your own rules!

I could be like Barney Fife

"Here at the rock we have two rules. Rule number one, obey all rules." Very Happy

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Yeah!

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

After careful thought I have decided that in the interest of a fair and balanced site, there should be at least one moderator bereft of moral fiber and any sense of decorum and good taste.

a. How do you know there are not some such already on the mod group?

b. I think you need to eat more fibre right now, really I do. It's backin' up a little on you, BVT, really it is.

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dlowan wrote:

need to eat more fibre

pretty much defined the role he's volunteering for right there

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now girls and boys ( and killer rabbits) lets just all be good sports and take this thread in the spirit of good humor in which it's intended.

Pass the mega colon blow please.

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Blue
Blue, try eating two coconut macaroons each day. You will be a moderater in a flash.

BBB

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