CEO trainee

An indian walks into a diner with a bucket of dung and a shotgun. The waitress asks if she could get him anything. He says a cup of coffee. As she walks away he tosses a lump of dung it the air and shoots it. Dung flies all over the place and he walks out. The next day he comes into the diner and sits down. The waitress hesitantly asks what he would like. A cup of coffee please. The waitress says oh you aren't doing that again and I don't appreciate the mess you made yesterday. The indian says what do you mean? I was practicing for the manager position. I come in, I sit down, I make a mess, and then I leave it for everyone else to clean up.