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Fri 15 Apr, 2005 06:52 am
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make things a
bit more clear...
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
Sooo true, theres something really screwed up in this world.
Things like, you can have sex (in the uK)at age 16,yet you cant watch it in a film until your 18!!!
So, what are you saying MG....You video yourself having naughties, and then hide the cassette in the cupboard for two years? That would take a lot of willpower.
If you like, you can send the video to me and I will put it into safekeeeping for you, to save you from temptation.
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