I think my cat is Svatlana Khorkina.

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I have been training my Cat on the highbar recently, and this produced a smile from me this morning when she completed her routine of a 360 swing, with front flip, whereupon she went into a back salto with half twist into a classic Tkatchev (swing down release, fly over high bar in straddle position to regrasp) completing the session with a perfect pirouette.

This picture taken before her final flip and perfect dismount.

Does anyone else have a pet who was someone famous or talented in a previous life?

http://k.domaindlx.com/lordellpus/DSCF12762.jpg

9.3, 9.4, 9.1, 8.9, 9.6. Marvellous.

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Good Lord, it's classic Gus!

I once had a racoon previously known as Rip Van Winkle.
Slept and slept it did, so I never took it off my head.
Until someone said, hey, it's dead!

So I looked at them as if they were kind of
. . . strange
and they went away.

But Rip, faithful and ever loyal,
always stayed.
Poor racoon thought he was a capybara pelt.

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I must correct something. The cat has noticed that I have misspelled her name, which should read Svetlana.
I apologise to yourselves and the cat for any confusion.

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Oh! Now I get it....

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For heaven's sake man! Get that cat some decent equipment! How on earth can she be expected to advance when using such appalling apparatii!

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Deb is right. And you should also make sure she has a professional coach. And a manager. I will offer to donate my services pro bono as publicist...I cannot think of a more worthy project.

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Too right! That cat is the cat's whiskers!

(Is he called Elpus because he likes to give that poor puss 'ell?)

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I think my cat is Svatlana Khorkina.

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