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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 11:08 am
Dyslexia will like this one:

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it.

He took it to the counter. "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," the owner said.

The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him. This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster.

But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to
hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay,
but looking back he saw that the rats now numbered in the millions,
were squealing ever louder, and coming toward him faster and faster.
Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full Olympic sprint to the edge
of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far out as he could muster.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and they all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop.

"Aha!" said the owner. "You have come back for the story."

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze (Republican or Democrat--make your choice, or use both).
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