BIG BIRD REPLACED!

In headline news, from Sesame Street, Big Bird has been replaced with "Slightly Tipsy Emu". Yes, you heard it here first. Not only is Big Bird replaceable but so are all the other characters of Sesame Street. Instead of the old street name, we are looking for a new name for the entertainment capital of the A2K adults-who-act-like-children-world.

Please submit applications for replacement of all the S-Street characters. Who are you replacing? What is your (new) name? And provide a picture if possible.