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Are you a Yank or a Rebel?

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:06 am
Coincidentally, that's all I need too!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:06 am
kickycan wrote:
Coincidentally, that's all I need too!


I know. :wink:
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:48 am
60% Dixie, y'all.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:03 am
52% (Dixie). Just above the Mason-Dixon Line.

Pretty funny, considering I'm not a native speaker.
I must be part Indian. Call me by my Indian name "Running Errand".
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 11:29 am
38% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee.

Not bad for a Canadian I guess Laughing

Funny thing is, most of my answers were NOT in the Great Lakes Region. I live on Lake Ontario!
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 12:03 pm
Green Witch wrote:


I once meet a southern gentleman with a golden retriever - he would say to the dog: "Would you rather be a Yankee dog or a dead dog?" and on that cue the dog would roll over and play dead.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Zane
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 07:35 am
43% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.
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JPB
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 07:54 am
21% (Yankee) I win, I win Laughing

I didn't know that grinder was only used in western New England and I didn't know that cabbage night was restricted to Vt and northwestern Mass. Oh, do I have some cabbage night memories.

I'm definitely all Yankee, never lived anywhere but Vt and Il, so that makes sense.

What is a Yankee?

Throughout the world, a yankee is an American.
Throughout America, a yankee is someone who lives north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Throughout the north, a yankee is a New Englander.
Throughout New England, a yankee is a Vermonter (some Mainiacs might object)
Throughout Vermont, a yankee is a person who eats apple pie with cheddar cheese for breakfast.

I'm definitely a yankee.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:43 am
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Throughout Vermont, a yankee is a person who eats apple pie with cheddar cheese for breakfast.


I wish they had asked about this, I could have raised my score by three points. I horrified my Texan friends when, at a Stucky's, I asked for cheese with my pie instead of vanilla ice cream.

It was the same in the backwoods of Arkansas when I asked for iced coffee, the waitress was dumbfounded, "Ya mean ice tea, right?" she asked. " She stumbled toward the kitchen with orders to bring two large glasses of ice and two cups of black coffee.

I further embarrassed myself by asking for some more of the Cream of Wheat off the breakfast bar at the Waffle House. "Ah, ya mean ya want some of them grits, sweetie?" um. Sure. "Salt and Pepper?" NO! I mean, no thank you. Whew.

I also remember growing up wondering how anyone outside of New England could be called a Yankee. (I was born in Manchester, Connecticut.) My mother, (Holyoke, Mass) explained that some people had made the mistake back during the Civil War and that some people were still laboring in ignorance. The New York Yankees were not spoken of in our house.

Joe(Is is a shake, a frappe (frap) or a malt?) Nation
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 11:46 am
31% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee.
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