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Wed 6 Apr, 2005 04:42 am
During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a
German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the
technological advances their respective countries have achieved in
the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without
arms. so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown
up and became a professional boxer and a gold medalist in the
Olympics!"
The German replied, "That's nothing compared to what we have achieved.
Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached
a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics
marathon gold medalist!"
The Indian interjected, "Is that all you have achieved just gold medalists?
In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a
COCONUT and he has grown up and now he is the railway minister of
India!!
This one reminds me of another joke ... but I dont remember it by heart, I'll hafta look it up.
Yup, Dutch I am! Welcome to A2K, 's been a while since we had another active Dutch poster.
i am dutch toooooooo
leuk je te ontmoeten....lol
Insgelijks!
I found the joke back this one reminded me of ... it's an old East-European joke. Goes like this:
At a summit meeting, Gorbachev notices three interesting buttons on President Bush's waistcoat, so he asks him about them.
"Oh,"the President says, "It's just one of those little American gadgets I like so much. Whenever I feel hot, I just press this one and I will get immediately cooled. When I am cold, you see, I press this one and I'll be warmed up in a few seconds. And when I'm tired, I press the third one, and in just a few seconds I will feel fresh again. All very simple and practical". Gorbachev is impressed.
Next time the two presidents meet, Gorbachev appears with the door of a Moskvitch car around his neck, his head sticking out through the window.
"For heaven's sake, Mr President," Bush asks him, "what is that you have around your neck?" "Oh," Gorbachev replies, "just one of those little practical Soviet things we are so fond of back at home. When I feel hot, you see, I just wind down the window, like this. Whenever I feel cold, all I have to do is wind it up, you know. And, when I am tired, I simply take the door off."
Hey nimh
waarom werkt mijn pm niet
ik ben hier nieuw???
weet je er iets van???
Ajini@NL wrote:Hey nimh
waarom werkt mijn pm niet
ik ben hier nieuw???
weet je er iets van???
You must have posted a lot before getting allowed to PM...
What he said ... new members are not straight away allowed to send PMs. Stupid, i know, but it's to prevent spammers from becoming a member and sending everyone commercial stuff. Safer this way!
Hey Francis, you speak Dutch?
To put this joke in context, the Indian Railway minister, Laloo Prasad Yadav, is a bumbling fool.
He has abundance of hair coming out of his ears, has a totally round face which makes him resemble a coconut.
A very flattering pic
Hahahhah..really funny you guys
francis..i was wondering first...how come u understood dutch...
hahha...funny
anyhow nice meeting ya
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