CHURCH NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS

These are actual clippings from church newspapers.
It's amazing what a
little proofreading could've prevented.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be
speaking tonight at The
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and
hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.
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Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference. "The cost for
attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes
meals."
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Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the school
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ
the King.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way
Again," giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
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"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Don't
forget your husbands."
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Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers'. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone
come for a fun time.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a
conflict.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus"
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help
they can get.
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Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs
blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing
"Break Forth into Joy."
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone
who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who
doesn't care much about you,
and hopefully they will respond.
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Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
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Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on
October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school
days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will
follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come
early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older
ones.
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The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoy sinning to
join the choir.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak,
mashed potatoes, green
beans, bread and dessert will be served for a
nominal feel.
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For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s)
you want remembered.
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Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent
speaker and heave a
healthy lunch.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and
medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in
the park across from the
Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
10 AM. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend
him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast
next Sunday morning.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
8 PM, Please use the back
door
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
"Hamlet" in the Church
basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is
invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please
use the large double door at the side entrance.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week
for testes.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
tithing campaign slogan last
Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."