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Fri 1 Apr, 2005 11:32 am
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." - E.V. Lucas
"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (Is this true?)
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
And my new signature line: Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Re: Some thoughts for your amusement
DrewDad wrote:Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (Is this true?).
Yes it's true.
And the pharmacy sells cigarettes to the young at the front of the store while the old and infirm have to go all the way to the back to pick up their prescriptions.
Re: Some thoughts for your amusement
panzade wrote:And the pharmacy sells cigarettes to the young at the front of the store while the old and infirm have to go all the way to the back to pick up their prescriptions.
That's just good marketing! Like having the cheap dairy stuff at the back at the store so that you have to walk by all the CoaCoa Pebbles and beer....
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