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The Burglar

 
 
Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2003 10:54 am
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and promised himself a vacation after the next big score.

He clicked the flashlight on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo away from the wall so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."

He Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed; then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?", the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2003 11:26 am
I gotta pass this one along.
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jackie
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 01:04 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing
This is priceless. Sending it to one I know owns a Rottweiler!
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