Farmerdude, I know you're suffering, but I don't know what the f*ck you're saying! Snap out of it, man! Do one of those sports blows where you hold one nostril down and blow a stream of juicy snot out of the other one like a firehose! Then maybe I'll understand what the hell you're trying to say!!!
I'm sorry you're sick. My advice is to take three Advil (or 3 aspirin if you hate Advil), have a long hot shower while you're waiting for the meds to kick in... then wrap yourself in a cuddly blanket or two and hit the couch. Beg Mrs. Farmerman to make you black tea with lots of honey. In fact, just ask for a few tablespoons of honey straight out of the jar first. Put on Turner Classic Movies & snooze away.
Hall's Honey Lemon cough drops. The solid kind. As soon as you start feeling drowzy, have Mrs. F rub some Vicks on your chest and upper back, then put on a well worn T-shirt and drift off to sleep as the warmth sets in. Oh, and elevate the head of your bed...you'll sleep easier.
kickycan wrote:Farmerdude, I know you're suffering, but I don't know what the f*ck you're saying! Snap out of it, man! Do one of those sports blows where you hold one nostril down and blow a stream of juicy snot out of the other one like a firehose! Then maybe I'll understand what the hell you're trying to say!!!
>shiver<
that is SO sexy..
farmber man,
you should do bis... sexy is as sexy dobes..
Ib od deaths door ad P Diddie seds dis blog spot. Dat is soo wrog. I laughed so hard I got sdot od by keyboard
kicky- you have to read by shid oud loud . Ded id bakes seds ( or just hode your dose ad read id) .
Otherwise just go see Gus id his whib creab bikidi.
Today Ib throwig up . Ib siddig here with a blaket ober be.
ohhhhh, sounds nasty. Don't be throwig up on your keyboard. That would be worse than sdot.
Feel better soon. ((((Farmerman))))
I tob jew not to eat wib Gus!
foob boisoning!!!!
BRIG OUD YOUR DEAD!!. now da whole fablies got id ad were all sig az shid. Ib ruddig a teberature of aboud 100 degrees for last 3 days ad its geddig to be a big paid id the ass.
By poor wifes dow sicker dad be, so ids by turd to bake da chiggen soub
well you got to page 3 farmerman.
Most people with your illness dont get that far, so its a good sign
hope your feeling better soon
Hey, farmer. Try singing this while you're cold ridden:
I feel bad,
I feel bum,
Gee I wish that spring would come.
Cause I got a code in my nose,
I got a code in my nose.
Went to see the doctor.
Asked him what to do.
Lordy help the doctor,
Cause he then said,
I got one, too, sooooooooo
We lay down,
Side by side,
I'm still here,
But the doctor died.
And I got a code in my nose, ohhhhhhhh
I got a code in my nose.
Seriously, farmer. It may be sinusitis.
If it doesn't get better soon,
Call your doc.
Don whyn do be, ahv hd asdma for a munt, am dam turd of it, cuff cuff.
We all god id. Ids disgustid, aw dis hackid ad splootig.
I seeb to be da ode geddig over id quigger dad da udders.
Mad, we wed all widder widoud ady codes ad dow BAB! were like a plague ward.
I hob you all fell bedder..
Quote:'Cases still rising'
"We have recorded a total of 132 cases between 13 October 2004 and 30 March 2005, of whom 126 have died," a joint statement by Angola's health ministry and the World Health Organisation (WHO) said.
Early symptoms of Marburg are diarrhoea, stomach pains, nausea and vomiting, which give way to bleeding.
The WHO said most of the Angolan deaths occurred between three and seven days after the onset of symptoms.
Marburg, a severe form of hemorrhagic fever, has no known vaccine or medical treatment.
"Unfortunately the number of cases is still continuing to rise but we're hopeful the situation is going to start improving," said health ministry spokesman Carlos Alberto.
I got dibs on his CD collection!
GODDA CAWF ALL OBER BY CDS AD ILL HAB DEB BAILED TO YOU .
I WILL LAUGH AD YOU FROB HELL BWAAAHHAAHAAHAA
At the eulogy:
"He'll be remembered as a kindly soul. Thoughful, even saintly.
"I'll read just one of the missives sent to his loved ones by an admirer in far-off Australia.......
'Bury him face-down. When the bastard starts scratching his way out, he'll dig himself in deeper!!'
"...I think that sums up a lot of how we all felt".
