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Mon 28 Mar, 2005 02:01 pm
FOREPLAY TECHNIQUES FROM AROUND THE WORLD.
I'll start with two I learned in Australia............
1. OK Charlene....BRACE YERSELF !
2. "Hi Charlene, fancy a shag? "
"No, I'm not in the mood"
"Well, d'ya mind lying down while I have one then?"
Hey, my name is ___, wanna f*ck?
From the great American bar scene.
I actually overheard someone in a night club, talking to a girl, while her mate stood by her side, listening.
"Excuse me luv, do you F*ck?"
"NO I DO NOT !! "
"What about your mate then?"
.............Pure class!
From Okeechobee Florida: "Get in the truck bi*ch!"
"Quit the grinnin' and drop the linen!"
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey baby - as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.
OR...
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
goodfielder wrote:"You awake love?"
OMG...you sounded just like a guy I dated from OZ!! God, how I miss that accent!
Lady J says......"OMG...you sounded just like a guy I dated from OZ!! God, how I miss that accent!"
AH-HAA! But what about the foreplay?
Well I was being a bit delicate but here's the whole routine:
"You awake love?"
Silence.
"You awake love?" A bit louder.
Silence.
A gentle pat on the bum.
"You AWAKE love?"
Silence.
"Okay then, I've got to get up and go fishing with the lads....."
A recent hit song:
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her...
One of my colleagues favourite chat up lines is 'Nice shoes,fancy a f*ck?'
I remember when you posted that one mg...didn't you have a similar thread?
Yeah probabaly, as you can tell foreplay and chat up lines are a tad thin in my life.
Have you tried the 'shoes' line?Did it work?
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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