Letter to Bush.

Does this belong as a humor topic. I wonder?


>Dear President Bush:
>
>Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually,
>we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving.California
>will
>now be its own country. And we're taking all the BlueStates with us.
>
>In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,
>Washington,Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of the
>Northeast.We spoke to God, and She agrees that this split will be
>beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of
>California. In fact, God is so excited about it, She's going to shift the
>whole country at 4:30 PM EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone
>know they need to be back in their states by then.
>
>So you get Texas and all the former slave states.
>
>We get the Governator, stem cell research and the best beaches. We get
>Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we have to keep Martha Stewart, we
>can live with that.) We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
>
>We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
>
>We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss.
>
>We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get all the
>technological innovation in Alabama.
>
>We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red
>states pay their fair share.
>
>Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian coalition's, we ge
>a
>bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms to support, and we
>know how much you like that.
>
>Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But heck the
>only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on their Big Macs. Oh
>yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at your state
>dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch, bet that
>hurts.
>
>Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and
>antiwar. Speaking of war, we're going to want all Blue States citizens
>back
>from Iraq. If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They
>have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely
>no
>purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids'
>caskets coming home.
>
>Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope,
>really
>hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction.
>
>Seriously.
>
>Sincerely,
>California