The "What Would Tiger Do" Joke

This joke has come across my e-mail several times today, so it must be relatively new...


A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about
ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride
says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm
not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day
and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why
you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When
they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the
telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed
to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets
up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to
get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and
makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. I wanna find out what's par
for this damn hole."