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Tips for a better life.....

 
 
Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2005 11:02 am
I have finally received the results back from my Doctor and am very much relieved.

For about two years now, my "number twos" have been coming out like those slim French fries that one gets in fast fast food restaurants.
My Doctor has discovered what my problem is, and advised me to cut six inches off the end of my string vest, as it was too long.
The problem has now gone away.

This information may be of use to other members, and maybe some other helpful tips would assist us all in living a better life.

Are there any other tips out there?..........(dont be shy)...........
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2005 11:11 am
Well, aren't you the good Samaritan.
I'm sure, one day your tip will be a life saver to someone.

My tip: Don't take life too serious, none of us will get out
alive. Wink
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 02:58 am
Never eat yellow snow.
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Lady J
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 03:18 am
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him :wink:
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 03:28 am
He who digs a pit for another, himself falls into it.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 10:16 am
Eat cheese. Sleep. (Not in sequence).
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 10:46 am
The dutch and their cheeses Laughing
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 10:48 am
Never pet an angry dog!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 10:49 am
nimh wrote:
Eat cheese. Sleep. (Not in sequence).


I live my life by this already. Excellent advice.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 01:38 pm
Never fry eggs whilst naked.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 01:47 pm
When in bed with a Chinese lady, never ask for a sixty nine, as you'll only end up with Chicken and Fried Rice.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 02:19 pm
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 03:27 pm
Don't leave home without it....

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=307&rtn=main-topten
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2005 03:39 pm
He who likes sports plays with balls.
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