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Sun 27 Mar, 2005 11:02 am
I have finally received the results back from my Doctor and am very much relieved.
For about two years now, my "number twos" have been coming out like those slim French fries that one gets in fast fast food restaurants.
My Doctor has discovered what my problem is, and advised me to cut six inches off the end of my string vest, as it was too long.
The problem has now gone away.
This information may be of use to other members, and maybe some other helpful tips would assist us all in living a better life.
Are there any other tips out there?..........(dont be shy)...........
Well, aren't you the good Samaritan.
I'm sure, one day your tip will be a life saver to someone.
My tip: Don't take life too serious, none of us will get out
alive.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him :wink:
He who digs a pit for another, himself falls into it.
Eat cheese. Sleep. (Not in sequence).
The dutch and their cheeses
nimh wrote:Eat cheese. Sleep. (Not in sequence).
I live my life by this already. Excellent advice.
Never fry eggs whilst naked.
When in bed with a Chinese lady, never ask for a sixty nine, as you'll only end up with Chicken and Fried Rice.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
He who likes sports plays with balls.