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Comes wisdom- with maturity.

 
 
jackie
 
Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2003 07:51 pm
I HAVE LEARNED AS I'VE MATURED

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned that you cannot make yourself love someone. All they do is
stalk you and hope you panic, sigh, and give in.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
take its place.


I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2003 08:49 pm
which is why i have avoided maturity Wink for 58 years now
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