Gustav's Hit Parade......

25) Git your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cuz I'm Kissin ya Goodbye

24) Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Hart Was Pure

23) How Can I Miss Ya If You Won't Go Away?

22) I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

21) I Bought A Car Frum A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even

20) I Keep Furgittin' I Furgot About You

19) I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

18) I Still Miss Ya Baby, But My Aim's Gittin' Better

17) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fite, Cuz I'm Afraid She'd Win

16) I'll Marry Ya Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15) I'm So Miserable Without Ya, It's Like Havin' You Here

14) I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You

13) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

12) If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11) Mama Git a Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

10) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

9) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

8) Please bypass this ol' heart

7) She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

6) You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

5) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

4) If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3) She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

2) She's Looking Better After Every Beer

1) I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few