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Thu 17 Mar, 2005 12:54 am
6.30am here.....Up with the lark again this morning. Damned problem I picked up on a mole scavenge in Tonga. Keeps me awake all bloody night sometimes.
So, I was thinking....Those American chappies are really into all the various treatments, remedies and healing crystal mumbo jumbo, so why not give them a bash at providing some ideas on how to cure my problem.
So, here goes....does anyone out there have a cure for Anal Vertigo?
It is a condition that causes extreme dizziness and nausea when one farts, and an awful reddening of the face. This can be terribly embarrassing when one lets a silent one off in an elevator, and is attempting to deny ownership.
Everyone is either scrambling for the door, or looking around trying to find the culprit. Of course, a normal farter would be looking around also, in a mock sort of way, throwing the hunters off the scent, as it were. But a sufferer of A.V. can only stand there and blush thereby giving the whole game away.
Whilst we're on this subject, are there anymore unusual ailments/treatments out there that can be included in this thread ?
P.S.(later edit)....Any information on diseases that may be picked up from plucking pheasant would be helpful.
Are there any pheasant pluckers out there?
I'm not sure, but it sounds like a Cockney throwing a ball up against the side of a building. Although, if it is some form of ailment, you indeed have my sympathy and I'm sure that someone will post a cure.
Ellpus.