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Wed 16 Mar, 2005 09:59 am
Im sorry ....
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was a flat
I pulled over
And noticed your cat
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Sorry for your loss......
Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But dont fret about it
She is living with me
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Thinking of you ...
Looking back over the years
that we have been together
I cant help but wonder
What the HELL was I thinking?!
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When we were together
you said you would die for me
Now that we are apart,
It is time to keep your promise.
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I was thinking about how long
we have remaind friends
and all we have been through
What do you say
We stop?
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I am so miserable with out you
It is just like when you are here.
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Wedding Congratulations...
Congratulations on your wedding!
Too bad your husband is an as$
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Congratulations on new baby.....
How can 2 people as beautiful as you are,
Produce such an ugly baby?
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Congratulations on the new baby!
Did you ever find out who
the father was?
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Im glad we met ....
I have always wanted to have
someone to hold
someone to love
After meeting you
I have changed my mind.
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Religious cards...
You have brought religion into my life
Hell never had a meaning
Until I dated you
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Congratulations on job ....
Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you move up
to your big new office,
Will you take this knife outta my back?
You may need it
for your next promotion.
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Happy birthday ...
Happy Birthday
Uncle DAD!
( available only in Tenesse, Kentucky, West Virginia and the deep south )
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Happy birthday Gramma
You look good for your age.
Almost life like!
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Your friends and I
wanted to do something special
for your birthday
So we are having
you put to sleep.
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No catagory...
So your daughter is a hooker?
I bet that spoiled your day
Look on the bright side
We all know she is a good lay.
You were red,
Now you're blue.
'Cause your son is gay
And won't talk to you....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a skitzofrenic
And so am I
haha ive heard of ^that one! i love it!
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As the days go by
I think of how lucky I am
that you're not here
to ruin it for me
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Front: I'm sorry to hear you are brain dead.
Inside: It's really not that bad when you think about it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brand new baby!
The daddy's you
Outside: I've missed you...
Inside: But I've been at the shooting range so you'd better run.
LOL Bella...I'd sell that to a card company
I never forward jokes in my e mail but shewolf's cards are going out immediately.
thts hilarious
i got 1
outside:happy 29th birthday!...
inside: for the 21st time
That's cute...and welcome to A2k CHEEKATIE.
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