a man's backdoor

This subject has reminded me of a "jingle" that was on a TV advert here.
It was advertising Cadburys (a well known choccie maker) Fudge bar, and went:-

"A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"

"A finger of Fudge is just enough until it's time to eat"

"It's full of Cadbury goodness and very small and neat"

"A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"

I remember us laughing the very first day it was shown. Surely the advertisers were having a joke?
Ellpus.

Or maybe only YOU thought of it that way. Seek professional help!

the_wise was obviously never a 13 year old boy.

and squinney obviously doesn't like my 13 year old humor :p

Cause it feels good?


LOL. I was sitting behind some gay guys in the cinema once, and one of them, who worked in a hospital, was recounting to the shrieks of his friends how a guy had come in with his girlfriend ... and a piece of candle somewhere from where it was hard to dislodge. Hilariously, the couple claimed that he accidentally "sat down on it" ;-)

lol well that kind of takes my message out of context. But I guess thats the beauty of quoting

You know, of course, that a properly calibrated candle makes a wonderfully efficient alarm clock. When the wick reaches the proper point, you will wake up.

Might not the drippings cause a premature awakening?