5 Kinds of Sex

5 Kinds of Sex

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during
the honeymoon period, you both keep doing
it until you're blue in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the
beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex
anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in
the hallway and say, "**** you!"

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife
screws you in front of everyone in the room.....