Thu 27 Feb, 2003 12:56 pm
Now the terror alert has been dropped to "yellow," what are you going to do with all your
duct tape and plastic sheeting? Is it still up?
I've got all my windows, shoes and glasses covered in duct tape and plastic so I have
I also still have 9 gallons of warm milk and 21 loaves of bread. Don't forget: Milk and
bread saves lives.
I think you need to buy donuts. I hear Krispy Kreme has opened an outlet in Mass.
Oh, and don't stand too close to a building wearing all of that duct tape; I fear you'd be stuck for good, and I suspect pigeons might take a fancy to you, if you know what I mean. :wink:
Never had a Krispy Kreme donut...are they that good? I'm not a big fan of donuts, but I'll probably try one when I see one of those places.
Gotta watch my girlish figure.
I say take the plastic sheeting, cut into squares, using duct tape fashion balloon shaped masses and fill with milk...
Now you have a choice, take these items and destroy as, they have at least taken up valuable time in your social calendar...
or begin filling your calendar with lovely items such as
riding around with the homies seeing how many firehydrants you can hit with such items...dont forget to get it on tape!
As for the bread...Well, you could add it to the milk and have loevly mushy chucky bombs to throw about.
If I remove the tape from my glassses will I have to return my seeing eye dog?
You know what I hate about blind dates?
When their seeing eye dogs piss on your leg.
Q - fire hydrants? Naaaah, I know where Mitt Romney lives.
oh boy..gave k evil thoughts!!!
not my fault
I can think of better things to do with the stuff as well, I am however TRYING not to be such a trouble maker
Quinn, you better relax...you're getting a little out of hand.
You just watch out there slaphappybubballoo Im more than able to get seriously out of hand...
And you right along with me.
this could be fun
That was my 2nd choice for a screename, actually.
Q can be dangerous, don't dare her.
Dangerous but, certainly entertaining
I thought it was a good choice for a name there bubba, you shouldda went with it, more character
Anybody wanna buy a duck and a case of Scotch tape?
I...uhh...made a little mistake.
I'll buy the duck. Makes for good eats.
In honor of changing Starburst flavors today (just in time for Memorial Day!) here's Tom Ridge with his newest "deppity", courtesy The Onion: