Evolution? How?

I remember getting really sick on lime sherbet and vodka. It was kind of a "milk Shake" except with Vodka. I hadnt touched vodka since that time.

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I once read a tract on the evils of drugs and alcohol that rattled me so deeply I nearly gave up reading.

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The lesser of two evils.

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Life entails excercising options.

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Thx, Chumly.

I did give up reading once, but the cop told me that wasn't a good enough excuse to not stop at a four way stop.

Sum1

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As we race towards the 10,000th post. . .

And the level of academic excellence soars to near infinity. . .

The atmosphere becomes so rarified. . .

Can't. . .

Breath. . .

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Take off your tie . . .

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The tie. . .

One of the devices Satan uses to torture men. . .

Removing. . .

Gasp. . .

Thanks, Set.

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No problem boss . . . but, really, Satan is your haberdasher?

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All who wear neckties are dupes of Satan.

'Course my wife sez the same about bras

Pantyhose

Heels

I guess I should be happy it ain't turbans & burkhas.

Why can't we all wear Levis and t shirts?

Sorry for the rant

It's just so unfair. . .

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neologist wrote:

Why can't we all wear Levis and t shirts?

I do.

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Me too. And workboots.

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What kind of head gear does a bean eating Mexican / East Indian wear?

Gas turban....

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Setanta wrote:

neologist wrote:
Why can't we all wear Levis and t shirts?
I do.

timberlandko wrote:

Me too. And workboots.

Braggarts!

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Good grief, you guys are flying thru here like jets.

Congratulations.

Timber- I recall reading those sites you posted about the pancake bunny. He sure got popular fast!
Thanks for the funny.

Hey, bunny...funny...

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Grr! You posted before I could edit.

S'OK; Yer forgiven.

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EyeMSum1 wrote:

Thx, Chumly.

I did give up reading once, but the cop told me that wasn't a good enough excuse to not stop at a four way stop.

Sum1

Hope I don't step on any cop's toes with this one, but it's kinda funny...

This guy gets stopped by a cop and the cop says to him, "Your eyes look kind of bloodshot. You been drinking?"

So the guy says to the cop, "Your eyes look kinda glazed, you been eating donuts?"

I told that one to my ex-boss and she never laughed at any of my cop jokes. I found out later that she's married to one.

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neologist wrote:

Grr! You posted before I could edit.

S'OK; Yer forgiven.

Whew! Thanks neo. Razz

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