Momma Angel wrote:cicerone imposter wrote:cicerone imposter wrote:
Much appreicated; we must be understood by all the bible thumpers who seem to define words in many different ways.
neo wrote:
As well as those who have no defintion at all.
That too!
C.I.,
I know you are not stupid. Why do you insist on projecting to others that you are?
Don't you realize that when Neo said, "As well as those who have no definition at all," he was referring to you?
Why do you say that, MA? And why did you change the spelling of defintion to definition. Perhaps you thought to correct what you perceived as a misspelling - when everyone on the board knows my spelling is beyond correction. Actually I was referring to a new term I have created defintion. After all, I am a neologist; and that is what neologists doe, is it not? So here is the definition of my new word:
Defintion; Noun. The state of not having fins. Defintiate; Adj. Finless.
Note that these are contrasted with earlier terms: Fintion (The state of having fins) and Fintiate (Finned)
These, I think you will agree, are very useful terms. For example: when it comes time to tip the waiter and all you have is a double sawbuck, your claim of defintion may be used to extract a fin from your table partner. You might say 'Er, I seem to be defintiate, could you spare a five?'
Also, certain animals and vegatables at various stages of evolution can be said to have either attained a state of fintion or defintion:
Land sharks, for example, have evolved from defintion to become the quintessential vegetable. They not only defend the garden from rabbits and insect pests, but have been known to repel gardeners, thereby establishing the evolutionary supremacy of plants.
Fish, on the other hand, having become defintiate, have now evolved over countless generations into the hunter - gardener, thereby setting up the final war - the evolutionary armageddon, so to speak, where animals and vegetables will eat each other into oblivion, leaving only the true survivors as expected from the laws of thermodynamics - minerals.