When Jennifer Lopez marries Ben Affleck

J-Fleck

I give that marriage less than a year, if it happens at all.

I'm betting that it never will happen.

The real reason her butt is so big:

American actress and singer Jennifer Lopez used six limousines to travel from one exclusive London hotel to another equally upscale hotel -- a distance of about 100 yards, British newspapers reported on Friday.
The Daily Mail said onlookers were dumbstruck as the singer and her 30-strong entourage spent 15 minutes clambering into the vehicles for the short trip along swanky Park Lane between the Metropolitan Hotel and the Dorchester hotel.

"No one could understand why they didn't just walk," the newspaper quoted one hotel guest as saying.

Lopez has attracted widespread coverage since arriving in Britain earlier this week to promote her new film "Maid in Manhattan."

Newspapers have been full of stories about the 32-year-old booking 14 suites at the Metropolitan Hotel for $14,000 a night to house her team, reported to include dieticians and make-up artists.

Lopez has previously said media stories about her acting like a prima donna are exaggerated.

Did I hear correctly? Did Ben DUMP Jen on Friday?
I can't remember who but someone owes me five bucks.

if she does wed him, then there are gonna be a lot of guys really GREEN with envy. Then again women may also be GREEN with envy over him.
And who will fill the DUMPSTER and wash their hands of the other one and say so long pal

Another beautiful ass I'll never get on my face...sigh........and yes wise guys I'm refering to J-Lo

Never say never, Bi-polar. She doesn't take too much time off, ya know? I'm sure The Senator (can't remember his name) laid eyes on Elizabeth Taylor way back when and said the same thing. Lo and behold, decades later he ended up marrying her and here's hoping, got a faceful of celebrated ass. For a minute at least.

I don't think J-Lo is even all that cute. She just looks like another latino chick to me. Dime a dozen around here.

but that ass......