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Ruin a date using four words

 
 
Lash
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 12:24 pm
Try wearing more make-up.
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maxdancona
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 12:57 pm
@najmelliw,
That kind of depends on how old your daughter is. If your daughter is over 30.... I don't see the problem.

Ivanka Trump is pretty hot.
Lash
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 01:19 pm
@maxdancona,
Try saying that to your date.
McGentrix
 
  5  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 07:03 pm
She'll have a salad.
maxdancona
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 07:34 pm
@Lash,
Ok Lash. I will let you know how it goes.
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McGentrix
 
  5  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 10:06 pm
Have you found Jesus?
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najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 04:29 am
"You speakie English, yes?"
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najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 04:37 am
"I speak in Haiku"
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 07:19 am
@McGentrix,
McGentrix wrote:

She'll have a salad.

Not the big salad.
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jespah
 
  4  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 10:46 am
I have seen bigger.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 02:31 pm
I've got to leave
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Sturgis
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2018 02:37 pm
I escaped prison yesterday
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Agent1741
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2018 06:36 am
You look amazingly comfortable!
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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2018 01:36 pm
Can't you shut up?
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Sturgis
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2018 02:14 pm
Here comes my fiancee
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McGentrix
 
  3  
Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2018 07:16 pm
How old's your daughter?
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2018 05:24 am
C'mon, smell my farts.
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2018 07:49 am
Sure you're not pregnant?
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2018 09:40 am
Ever heard of deodorant?
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McGentrix
 
  4  
Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:11 am
What's your favorite Teletubby?
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