@Lash,
The site wouldn't let me keep making individual posts, and I am loving this topic.
Cop this trainspotter's notebook.
Like my new anorak?
Wisden, my favourite book.
I have 5 analysts.
Lutefiske with every meal.
Come here, leetle girl.
You smell like vomit.
My mother's my rock.
My curfew's at eight.
My penis is barbed.
