22
   

Ruin a date using four words

 
 
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 09:40 am
@chai2,
Don't mind the blood.
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 11:00 am
@tsarstepan,
Are you on A2K?
0 Replies
 
McGentrix
 
  -3  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 11:28 am
Hi! My name's Bernie.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 11:49 am
@McGentrix,
I'm sure my mother would love a date with my dad.*



*He's named Bernie.
McGentrix
 
  0  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 11:56 am
@jespah,
(not allowed anything personal here. Judgement free zone!)

Wow! Are those real?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2018 12:48 pm
@McGentrix,
I always break coccyxes.
McGentrix
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2018 03:10 pm
@tsarstepan,
Wanna see my coccyx?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2018 03:35 pm
@McGentrix,
I perfected home liposuction.
chai2
 
  3  
Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2018 05:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
Liposuction equals luxury soap.

or

Tonight, we make soap.


chai2
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2018 05:17 pm
@chai2,
Rest in Peace Koko
Sturgis
 
  3  
Reply Sat 30 Jun, 2018 04:23 pm
@chai2,
This is dad's urn
0 Replies
 
McGentrix
 
  2  
Reply Sat 30 Jun, 2018 10:39 pm
Mind if Mom watches?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Sun 1 Jul, 2018 09:11 am
@McGentrix,
I love freestyle rapping!
Banana Breath
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2018 02:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
You don't sweat much.
Sturgis
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2018 02:44 pm
@Banana Breath,
Do you like cemeteries?
0 Replies
 
McGentrix
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2018 02:56 pm
Wait! Hold my beer.
Banana Breath
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2018 07:00 pm
@McGentrix,
Gotta call my ex.
0 Replies
 
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2018 01:16 am
Scabies is awfully misunderstood.
Banana Breath
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2018 03:55 am
@izzythepush,
Grab 'em by the...

spikepipsqueak
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Sep, 2018 07:33 am
@Banana Breath,
It took me 4 years to get down to 400kg
 

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