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Ruin a date using four words

 
 
kosoboy
 
  -4  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 06:55 am
2many rappersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss deadlies asssss a like all you show up breakfast all you can eating pancakerssssssssssssssssssssss
NSFW (view)
maxdancona
 
  0  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 07:23 am
It is funny to me how many of these are based on context.... people posting here seem to have a narrow view of what dating is. Many of these lines would be appreciated, even rewarded, by the right person.

There are plenty of people find ex-cons sexually attractive, who are polyamorous and even who into asphyxiation.

To each her own.

Quote:
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner, take my hand, or
If you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man





Lash
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 07:46 am
@maxdancona,
We’re playing to different crowds, Max.
maxdancona
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 08:28 am
@Lash,
Maybe....



Quote:
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
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izzythepush
 
  4  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 03:34 pm
Hold my colostomy bag.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 04:08 pm
Don't you ever wash?
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Lash
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 05:00 pm
@izzythepush,
Goddammit. You win, hands down.
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jespah
 
  3  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2018 05:16 pm
Does this look infected?
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McGentrix
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 04:40 am
You know Dick Trickle?

Do you shave downstairs?
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 05:22 am
I'm the Great Cornholio!
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 05:29 am
I've declared bankruptcy again
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McGentrix
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 05:53 am
So I stopped showering.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 07:36 am
I am always right
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Agent1741
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 07:48 am
I forgot my wallet!
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 10:00 am
You're a complete loser
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 11:59 am
I'm sexually into bestiality
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najmelliw
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 12:02 pm
@maxdancona,
maxdancona wrote:

Your sister is hot.



That one's a deal breaker, but I bet bet mine beats yours:

'My daughter is hot.'

EDIT: You can swap My for Your in this case: either one will ruin the date, I'm sure.
najmelliw
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 12:11 pm
Slowly said out loud while writing down on napkin:
'IQ less than cupsize'
najmelliw
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2018 12:13 pm
@najmelliw,
'Don't mind my wig.'
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