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Ruin a date using four words

 
 
Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2018 09:55 pm
How old are you?
 
roger
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2018 11:10 pm
@McGentrix,
Are them things silicone?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:42 am

i forgot my wallet...
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 06:58 am
@McGentrix,
Your sister is hot.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 07:02 am
Make America great again.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 07:12 am
I don't buy condoms.
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engineer
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 08:05 am
@maxdancona,
I voted for ___________
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 08:14 am
@engineer,
Actually.... I bring up politics on a first date.

In engineering (as I am sure you know) there is the idea of "fail fast". If something is going to go wrong, you want it to go wrong before you have wasted time and resources (this is very important in designing web applications). So, if someone is going to disapprove of my politics, I would like to know on the first date.

The purpose of a first date is to determine if the two of you can get along together. If she storms out in disgust muttering under her breath about what an asshole I am, that is a success (that doesn't happen as often as you might expect).


fdc313
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 08:51 am
@maxdancona,
My wife is away...
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 09:16 am
@fdc313,
fdc313 wrote:

My wife is away...


That's interesting. If someone says "my husband is away" on a date, that is generally a good thing.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 10:35 am
@McGentrix,
Consider converting to Satanism.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 10:36 am
I prefer you asleep.
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neptuneblue
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 12:19 pm
@McGentrix,
Your picture is better.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 12:33 pm
Opioids are my passion.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 01:07 pm
Have you considered a weight loss program?
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:25 pm
@Sturgis,
I count seven words... Sturgis. How about,

What's your due date?
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:27 pm
@maxdancona,
Why yes, yes I do count 7 words. OOOPS.

should you be drinking?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:39 pm

hey, hold my beer...
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:43 pm
Ever consider plastic surgery?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2018 02:45 pm
I study serial killers
 

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