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Tue 29 Oct, 2002 09:28 pm
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect Jeep Wrangler along a winding trail, when they noticed someone
stuck at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to pull them out. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their Jeep. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the trail got very icy and the perfect couple and Santa
Claus had a bad accident rolling the Jeep end over end. Only one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
*** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been
driving. This explains why the Jeep rolled.
*****Men Keep scrolling
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen
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