My favorite green joke

A guy who has been stuttering in a very bad way for years gets so tired of it he goes to see a doctor to get it cured.

He goes, "D-d-d-doc, c-c-c-can y-y-y-you f-f-f-fix th-th-th-this?"

The doctor goes, "Let me give you the full examination."

After a battery of tests, the doctor comes back with the results. He says, "According to this, you are stuttering because your penis is so long that it's pulling your tongue down."

The guy asks, "C-c-c-can y-y-y-you c-c-c-cure it?"

The doctor replies, "Well, if we cut off a large part from the middle section of your penis and reattach the two ends again, the shorter length will let you speak normally."

The guy, without hesitation, says, "D-d-d-do it!"

The guy undergoes the operation and goes home to his wife after. He greets her saying, "Hey, honey! Check me out! I can talk normally now."

The wife asks how this happened and he explains what happened. The wife's eyes nearly pop out, "You made your penis shorter?!?" She removes his belt and unzips his fly to check on his penis. "It's a bad deal," she exclaims, "Ask the doctot if he can put it back."

The guy runs over to the phone, calls the doctor, and asks, "Doc, my wife said it was a bad deal. Can you still reattach it?"

The doctor replies, "It's t-t-t-too l-l-l-late."