punishing

Did you hear about the man who dressed up as a baby horse?
He made a complete foal of himself.

When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.


The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed.


If a swan can have a swan song, does that mean a cygnet can have a signature tune?


he French restaurant had five dishwashing basins. They were known as the kitchen cinq.