Hey, slappy,
Think the challengee gets the choice of weapons, and as for the panel of judges I do believe said panel should be comprised entirely of women draped in black with "noseeum" face veils, and just to make it fair, LittleK and Phoenix can be alternates.
(I don't do politics, sooooo)
Hey, setanta, If you're guarding the food bowl, who's gonna say, "en garde". You'd make a good second.