There was a long-established dry cleaning store in New Mexico that used to have a sign out front which read...
38 YEARS ON THE SAME SPOT
Related thread (kinda): F*cking villagers vote against name change
This picture from the Snopes link that was given in the second post in that thread:
EDIT - Picture wont show up apparently - but you can see it on this Snopes page
... (Bottom sign says: "Please - not so fast/quickly!
Sublime, you know my first thought on seeing your post was, "Well I can't read French, darnit..." Dumbie me! Funny that I read first, look second. Loved the carrot!!!
Too bad I couldn't print the "F*cking" signs. So delighted to see signs from All Over The World!
A friend of mine once visited England (we're from the US). She said in the airport, instead of the usual signs reading "No Smoking," they said, "Try Not To Smoke."
That one took me a second also.
While this T-shirt is meant as a joke, there are actually lots and lots of Pho King noodle houses on the west coast. Pho is pronounced "fuh", and is a generic vietnamese term for beef noodle soup. Seriously.
Love the Pho King.... if they tried to open one here (rural FL) it'd no doubt be closed immediately....
Found a new one this week, just put up.... a local liquor store is having a "WINE TASING"
So easy to imagine: The wine's not so great... you force the bottle up against the wall and yell "spread 'em!"... The wine refuses to cooperate... You whip out your taser & shoot it... Oh, much better now!
Must be the best yet! I'm printing that one..... the best ones are accidental!
They usually read, "Now hiring smiling faces," as if maybe a body need not be attached.
Found this one in a local coupon book today. What a DEAL, huh? I'll take the Sonoran, please.... the Sahara's too far away....
Ha. That restaurant must be trying to make money on drinks. I get thirsty in the desert.