OK, all the testicle stories in Human Interest Stories has jogged a memory of a college drinking song.
Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M
Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M
Brown and wrinkled and covered with hair!
If I didn't have one, my balls would be bare!
Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M
(Here's a
link to a similar ditty....)