my day

Hello everyone,

I would like to tell everyone how my day is every day.

First off I live at my girlfriends house and my dads house. I usually sleep at my girlfriends house, wake up in the morning at around 9:00 am, that is around the time my hangover wakes me. Soon as I get my feet on the floor I light up a cig. I need the cig before I can say or do anything. I make my way to the kitchen where my girlfriend has made coffee. ( she gets up early to make it and get ready for work). Anyway, I then roll myself a nice thick joint to smoke so that I can get in the rooteen of my day. after getting a good buzz going I emediatly jump on yahoo chat for about five hours or so. I am able to do this because I am a bum and don't work... after that I make my way upstairs, throw a porn in the VCR and (well I think you know what's next).. later on after that I take a nap for about 3 hours, I then wake and finish the Joint that I never finished earlyer in the morning. then go back on chat for three more hours, look for some woman to talk to on the computer, (my girlfriend doesn't know about this), but what she doesn't know won't hurt her. HE HE... after chating for a while I get off of the computer ( not before deleting all the history files and where I have been on the computer) and wait for my girlfriend to get home. when she arives at home I act like I am MR faithfull. HE HE... The next day I relpeat the whole process over again..

Do I need to get a life???